Eel Soup Original Video |link| Direct

[The person attempts to pick up the eel, but it squirms out of their hands and onto the counter.]

Person: (determined) Today, I will make... eel soup!

[The person tries to chop the eel, but ends up chasing it around the kitchen with a cleaver.] eel soup original video

Person: (defeated) I guess it's not meant to be.

As a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the original video, I'll create a short script: [The person attempts to pick up the eel,

[The scene fades to black.]

Here's a brief summary:

You're referring to the classic internet meme "Eel Soup"!

[The camera cuts to a shot of a can of "Eel Soup" on a shelf, with the words "Coming soon to a store near you!" appearing on screen.] eel soup original video